This is where the behind-the-scenes chaos gets a megaphone. New drops, surprise launches, weird shipping updates, and anything else we think you might want to know—or at least roll your eyes at. Whether we’re adding new art, cooking up a collab, or just yelling into the void about delayed envelopes, this is where it lands first. No corporate jargon. No fake hype. Just real updates, straight from the source.

Shop Talk

Reviews Are Live

Reviews Are Live

Reviews are finally back in the shop! If you left one before, Shopify wiped it, so please leave it again. Your reviews help my small business more than you know—both...

Reviews Are Live

Reviews are finally back in the shop! If you left one before, Shopify wiped it, so please leave it again. Your reviews help my small business more than you know—both...

Your Perks Just Got an Upgrade (And So Did We)!

Your Perks Just Got an Upgrade (And So Did We)!

Smart Sassery Just Leveled Up: Free Shipping & Faster Orders!We’re making Smart Sassery even better with free shipping for email subscribers, faster delivery, and new printing partners to keep quality...

Your Perks Just Got an Upgrade (And So Did We)!

Smart Sassery Just Leveled Up: Free Shipping & Faster Orders!We’re making Smart Sassery even better with free shipping for email subscribers, faster delivery, and new printing partners to keep quality...

Let's Talk About Ads

Let's Talk About Ads

Growing shop, new tools, and the same no-nonsense transparency. Find out how I use ads, emails, and referral links (spoiler: nothing shady) and grab some exclusive discounts while you're at...

Let's Talk About Ads

Growing shop, new tools, and the same no-nonsense transparency. Find out how I use ads, emails, and referral links (spoiler: nothing shady) and grab some exclusive discounts while you're at...

Sassy Sustainability

Sassy Sustainability

Sustainability, but make it sassy. From FSC-certified paper to solar-powered production and the softest, cleanest tees on the market, we’re proving that being eco-conscious doesn’t have to be boring.

Sassy Sustainability

Sustainability, but make it sassy. From FSC-certified paper to solar-powered production and the softest, cleanest tees on the market, we’re proving that being eco-conscious doesn’t have to be boring.

We Accept Bitcoin

We Accept Bitcoin

Bitcoin payments? Yeah, we’re all about them. Learn why we support Bitcoin and cryptocurrencies, how to pay with your coin/token of choice, and why you shouldn’t use PayPal for crypto...

We Accept Bitcoin

Bitcoin payments? Yeah, we’re all about them. Learn why we support Bitcoin and cryptocurrencies, how to pay with your coin/token of choice, and why you shouldn’t use PayPal for crypto...

Meet the Maker

Meet the Maker

New blog, same sass. Get to know the mastermind behind Smart Sassery, from weird hobbies to discontinued-product curses. Come for the sarcasm, stay for the community.

Meet the Maker

New blog, same sass. Get to know the mastermind behind Smart Sassery, from weird hobbies to discontinued-product curses. Come for the sarcasm, stay for the community.

Blog Home

  • Gift Ideas that Don't Suck

    Because the world doesn’t need another mug with “live laugh love.” Shop smarter, gift better, and actually impress people.

    Be the Favorite 

  • Behind the Art

    Not just pretty pictures. Get the story, the vibe, and the unapologetic truth behind each collection—and why it exists in the first place.

    Step Into the Story 

  • No Chill Society

    Real talk, loud opinions, and zero interest in playing it safe. This is where we break the rules and say what everyone else is too chill to admit.

    Enter the Chaos