How We Keep It Green & Keep It Real
Alright, let’s talk about something serious—but don’t worry, we’ll keep it fun. Sustainability. Yeah, yeah, we know—usually, that word comes with a lecture, a guilt trip, and someone trying to sell you a $100 reusable straw. But here? We do things our way.
When you shop with us, you’re not just grabbing some killer stationery or a snarky tee. You’re making a choice—a choice for quality, for ethics, and for the planet. So, let’s break it down.
Paper That Doesn’t Make Trees Cry
We print on FSC-certified paper—which, in plain English, means the forests giving us this paper are managed responsibly. No mass clear-cutting, no shady business. Just sustainable forestry that keeps things growing. We spend too much time in the forest to be destroying it.
And since we actually care, we make sure everything is printed in the U.S. No sketchy factories, no question marks—just high-quality prints that don’t wreck the planet. Plus, by keeping production local, we’re not just making great products—we’re creating and supporting real U.S. jobs. Because sustainability isn’t just about the planet; it’s about people, too.
Our Studio: Solar-Powered & Recycling Like a Boss
We take sustainability seriously—but we also take our electricity bill lightly thanks to solar power. Our studio runs on sunshine, which means your goodies are crafted with renewable energy.
And waste? We don’t do studio waste. We recycle like absolute champs—because the last thing we need is more junk in landfills.
Plus, we only work with businesses that align with our values. No sweatshops, no exploitation, no cutting corners. If they don’t meet our standards, they don’t make the cut. Simple as that.
Tees That Are Soft, Ethical, and Not Full of Toxic Garbage
Now, let’s talk about our cloud soft tees. You know when you grab a new shirt and it feels like sandpaper? Yeah, we don’t do that here. Too many sensory issues to deal with all that, and we arent going to make you do it either.
We use Airlume Combed and Ring-Spun Cotton—which basically means we take out all the impurities, leaving you with the softest, dreamiest fabric. It’s like wearing a cloud that doesn’t judge you for skipping laundry day.
But softness isn’t enough—we also make sure our dyes are bluesign® approved, which means no toxic chemicals, no environmental nastiness, and zero oops-we-spilled-this-into-a-river moments. Any water used in the process gets treated and recycled, because we like our planet not poisoned, thank you very much.
The Bottom Line? You’re Shopping Smart
When you support our shop, you’re not just getting killer designs and top-tier quality—you’re making a choice to support sustainability, ethical production, and a business that actually gives a damn.
So, whether you’re picking up a snarky tee, a museum quality art print, or the perfect sarcastic gift for your favorite cynic, you can feel good knowing you’re part of something bigger.
Because saving the planet doesn’t have to be boring. And it definitely doesn’t have to be ugly.
