Big News: Free Shipping and Next-Level Smart Sassery! 🚀
Big news, sass lovers! We’re shaking things up, leveling up, and making Smart Sassery even better—because you deserve nothing less. Whether you’ve been here since the beginning or just stumbled into our little corner of the internet, you’re in for a treat.
Free Shipping? Oh Yeah, We Did That.
Let’s be real—shipping costs suck. So, we’re kicking them to the curb for our email subscribers. That’s right, as long as you’re on the list, every order ships for free. No fine print, no hoops to jump through—just a sweet little code in your inbox that makes those shipping fees disappear.
How to Claim Your Free Shipping Magic:
1️⃣ Sign Up – If you haven’t joined our email list yet, what are you waiting for?
2️⃣ Stay Subscribed – No unsubscribing, no shipping fees. Pretty simple, right?
3️⃣ Use the Code – Pop that bad boy in each time you checkout, and boom—free shipping, every time.
We’re Expanding (Because of You!)
Smart Sassery started as a one-person sass factory, but thanks to you, we’re growing faster than I can hoard fancy notebooks. And while my Resting Bitch Face might not show it, I’m beyond excited to announce we’re stepping up our game to serve you even better.
Meet Your New Printing Dream Team
To keep up with demand while still delivering top-tier snark and style, I’ve teamed up with small, badass printers across the country. What does this mean for you?
🚀 Faster Shipping – No more impatiently refreshing your tracking info.
🌍 Eco-Friendly – Local printing = fewer shipping miles = less guilt.
🤝 Supporting Small Biz – Your purchase doesn’t just support me—it helps keep independent creators thriving.
Why Shopping Small Matters
Buying from Smart Sassery isn’t just about snagging cool stuff (though, obviously, that’s a perk). It’s about supporting real people, real passion, and real craftsmanship. Every order sends a little hell yeah into the universe for small businesses that actually care about quality.
What’s Next?
More snark, more art, and even better products that scream YOU. With new designs and our expanded printing partnerships, your Smart Sassery goodies will keep getting better (and arriving faster).
Ready to Shop?
Free shipping. Killer designs. No-brainer. Go grab something sassy—you’ve earned it.
*One discount per order, because while I love y’all, I still have bills to pay.
