Hey There, Sassy Friend!
Here’s How to Reach Me Without a Ouija Board
So, you wanna get in touch? Excellent choice. Whether it’s about an order, a general inquiry, or just because you think I’m hilarious (good taste, by the way), I’ve made it easy for you.
For Quick Questions (Aka, No Life Story Required)
See that little chat bubble at the bottom of my website? That’s your best bet for general questions. It’s like texting but without the commitment. Pop in your question, and I’ll get back to you as soon as I escape from the mountain of packing tape and sarcasm I’m buried under.
For Order Questions (Because Tracking Numbers Don’t Have Feelings)
If you’ve got an order-related question, reply to the email confirmation you received when you checked out. Or, if you’re feeling fancy, email the address on your receipt—but for the love of all things sassy, include your order number in the subject line. Otherwise, your email might get lost in the same void as my patience for people who don’t read instructions.
You can also use the shop messenger if you prefer a slightly more social approach. But remember, there's just a couple of us running this circus, so I appreciate your patience. Don't be mean to my employees, they have full permission to be condescending.
Social Media Stalking Encouraged (Within Reason)
If you wanna keep up with the latest drops, shop shenanigans, and occasional chaotic energy, follow me on social media! But fair warning—I’m not the kind of shop owner who posts daily inspirational quotes or my morning coffee. I’m busy making sure your merch is as top-tier as your sarcasm.
Twitter (or X, whatever Elon’s calling it this week): Well, thanks to some billionaire’s fragile ego, my old account got yeeted into the void for “not signing in enough.” So, if you were following me before, you aren’t anymore. Love that for us.
But hey, fresh starts, right? My new account is up and running @RBFGifts, and while I can’t post a direct feed of new items (thanks, Elon), I do share updates, shop happenings, and the occasional chaotic thought. So if you wanna stay in the loop, give me a follow—again.
Instagram & Facebook: I post updates here too @SmartSassery, but let’s be real—you’ll have to fight the algorithm to see them. If you actually wanna stay in the loop, keep reading.
The Ultimate VIP Pass: My Email List
If you don’t wanna rely on social media’s mood swings, sign up for my emails! Not only will you be the first to know about new arrivals, but you’ll also get exclusive subscriber sales, discounts, and perks. Basically, it’s like joining a secret club, minus the weird initiation rituals or dues.
RSS Feeds – For the Techy Types
If you’re into RSS feeds, you’re in luck. Subscribe to We Sassy's RSS feed using https://rbf.gifts/blogs/we-sassy.atom No, I will not explain RSS to you right now. But if you know, you know. Maybe in another blog post, it gets a little technical.
Etsy Shoppers – I Had You
If you’re wondering where my Etsy shop went—spoiler alert: it’s gone. I shut it down and took my sass elsewhere. If you spotted something there once upon a time odds are it's still here. If you can’t find it now, well… that’s because it doesn’t exist anymore. But hey, stick around—there’s always something new brewing. And if you were really in love, ask away I just might bring it back.
Final Thoughts (aka, Read This Before Asking Dumb Questions - even though we'll probably answer them anyway.)
If you still have a question, you can use the message bubble at the bottom of the page. I’ll get back to you… eventually. (Kidding. Probably. There are only three of us.) I also have FAQ pages.
So, there you have it—every possible way to reach me that doesn’t involve smoke signals or screaming into the abyss. But hey if you've got smoke, message me for that too. Now, go forth and shop!
